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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol

[–] Matombo 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

fuck you emma!

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

No mames lol

[–] nickiam2@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago

It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Considered a weird place where weird things come. Ex: "MrBeast from Ohio" for the MrBeast imitation video / rap battle… that’s a bit outdated by now though

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Literally a 40 year old reference, seniors still in working age was in their 20s when this game was released

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

SpongeBob laugh

WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)

Any discussion of the killdozer

Bulldozer noises

Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)

Kazoos are not longer allowed

Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape

Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property

Soviet national anthem

Russian national anthem

State anthem of Mississippi

Djibouti National anthem

Sakkinarven Polka

Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

I will proceed to check out the national anthem of Djibouti and the state anthem of Mississippi. I might be back with some questions.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

You mean Säkkijärven?

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It's no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Shame the old one is pretty unique, frankly if anyone needs an update it's us Californians. But we are also a somewhat lazy bunch and would probably just make California Dreamin the new anthem. Either that or the committee would let their insanity take hold and ya would end up with something reminiscing a Latin war cant.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This is wildly unrelated but it's the polka that plays in my head when someone mentions polka which also happens to be mildly problematic though hilarious.

https://youtu.be/9h-a9cvsbMM

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm stuck with Pennsylvania Polka because of Groundhog Day.

And now everyone who's watched it is stuck with it too.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

This is basically a shit post song, I guess people are still somewhat the same.

Also my association for polka is Polka never dies by The Dreadnaughts.

[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Not to be confused with band words:

  1. practice
  2. scales
  3. tuner
  4. first chair
  5. recital
  6. solo
  7. clarinet
  8. John Philip Souza
  9. hot cross buns
  10. tuba
  11. bassoon
  12. glockenspiel
[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I would still ban Souza

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 9 points 8 hours ago

I got to 6 before I realized why such words might be band.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I need to say bitchin' more. I forget that word exists.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 37 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.

Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 hours ago

Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.

The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate

Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I've heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.

I'm 39.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm 10+ years younger and I know maybe two thirds of them.

[–] choab@discuss.online 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Getting old is fuckin bullshit

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Thats it, the last comment i see before closing my eyes for the night.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

Typically, the sequel leaves a lot to be desired

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 76 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think you mean to say:

"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"

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