this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
77 points (88.1% liked)

Animals with Jobs

4186 readers
160 users here now

Is it an animal? Does it have a job? Then it belongs here!

Our rules for posting and commenting, besides the rules defined here for lemmy.world, are as follows:

Our Rules

Rule 1- Be respectful and inclusive.

Everyone should feel welcome here.

Rule 2- No illegal or NSFW or NSFL content.

Violation of this rule will not be tolerated.

Rule 3- No advertisement or spam.

Violation of this rule will not be tolerated.

Rule 4- No inflammatory or controversial content.

Please stay away from politics and other divisive topics. This is meant to be a lighthearted community.

Community Moderation

For inquiry on becoming a moderator of this community, you may comment on the pinned post of the time, or simply shoot a message to the current moderators.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
ickplant@lemmy.world
Dremor@lemmy.world
77
Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/animalswithjobs@lemmy.world
22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

This is blue-washing

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the kind of cop that accidentally loses the catnip on the way to the evidence locker

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

So... A cop?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

ACAB 💔

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 2 days ago

All cats are beautiful ❤️

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All cats are bastards?

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago

Well, their parents aren't generally married, so, technically . . .

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I don’t disagree with you there.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago

The cat just absolutely has the face of a narc.

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"probationary period" he indiscriminately killed dozens of blackbirds he shouldn't be allowed outside!!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago

Exactly. Hes absolutely cop material.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

excuse me, he absolutely had discrimination when killing those birds.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And immediately give him the rank of Lt? ... I smell a nepo-kitty.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was a merit-based promotion. Jax was eminently smarter and more competent than the rest of the department.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

cops get promoted for cruelty, not intelligence lol

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

How is this not Lieutenant Dax?!! They got so close to greatness.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Saw some other pictures of the cat, and of course the department has a framed thin blue line flag. Because, why not?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah, ACAB. I still love the cat, but the facts don’t change.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Agreed, the cat is awesome. The cat did nothing wrong. I probably didn't need to bring up the flag haha.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think having a cat may be good for police. If caring for animals can rehab the incarcerated and infirm, why not LE?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

They call themselves LEOs for a reason. Fuckin' pussy-ass wannabes. Squared, in this case.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

All cats are bastards.