this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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[–] qbus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But Elon said it could be a boat and there would be boat mode

[–] nichtburningturtle 15 points 1 day ago

And yet he prioritized implementing the brick and campfire modes first. Both deploy without user input, for your convenience.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Submarine mode is available now!

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

As long as the submarine you had in mind was the OceanGate Titan, yeah.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Full Self Boating in 3 years!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It honestly makes me wonder if these people have learning disabilities. The fucking things short out from driving through puddles, what are you thinking?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Bro... I have learning disabilities. I would never do this dumb shit or drive one of those things.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

People who beach their truck generally do very little thinking

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Did he try the carwash mode button? This voids the warranty.

[–] booganiganie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)