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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

You're in for a fun ride, wikipedia even has an article on just this: Health and Appearance of Michael Jackson.

In short: some kind of body dysmorphia, vitiligo, way too much money, and probably a personality disorder. He had so much plastic surgery done to his nose that the plastic actually broke through the surface of his nose. There is a lot of back and forth as to whether or not he was a child sexual predator or just trying to recapture a stolen childhood as an abused child star.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

like i'm ok with small mistakes/if you've got no more chicken i'll take pork/but i'll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I think it was South Park that broke him.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have three things:

  • loneliness
  • an unwieldy burrito
  • a fork
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did i just accidentally reference bo burnham?

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, the guy who you were replying to did

[–] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why Michael Jackson though?

[–] expr@programming.dev 2 points 23 hours ago

"Annie are you ok?"

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus, that guy was fucking grotesque.

[–] kindernacht@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Infinite money and access to unscrupulous doctors combined with mental illness and body dismorphia caused by years of abuse will do that to a person, go figure.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago

I do feel bad for Jackson because he was an international celebrity from the age of 7 until he died. Dude didn't have a childhood, didn't get to go to a real high school, probably never even went on a date with someone who didn't already know everything about him already.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that actually Michael Jackson, or a wax figure at Madame Tousse's? Genuine question

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do they always wrap it into a ball tho

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

because it doesn't matter how tubular your ball is when the only civilized way to eat it in public is with a fork anyway

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How to Eat a Burrito

4 Consider a knife and fork.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What kind of psychopath eats a burrito with a fork!?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i hear that the French eat their burritos with a fork. those sick fucks!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can report that they do not, at least not in Calais.

Regrettably, they are otherwise senseless. I was able to order a "French taco" i.e. a burrito that included (owing to a sleep deprived mind that was entirely failing to speak French intelligently) harissa sauce, ham, a beef burger patty, kebab, and frites.

It was actually edible, but I'm going to learn more French before I go back.

i don't know how well you speak french, but i'm now picturing someone struggling to communicate and ultimately landing on "french taco" and it's pure hilarity. "um... un taco français sil vous plait?"