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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I’ve always wanted a tv episode or something that works out like this; a long lead-up of “Why doesn’t he notice she’s interested in him?” ending with the guy finally stating he’s just not interested.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

Breaking the mold. I like it. 😎👍

[–] mrsingh@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just depressing, either he is being sarcastic or a jackass

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Imagine how it would be if some random secretary in your workplace would do as she did. Imagine the same with opposite sexes.

I think the depressing part is to see the own expectations and how these comics are feeding them. He has the right to not like the person and she has no right to touch him without his permission

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 147 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I could use a hug and/or girlfriend...

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 165 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Best I can do is internet high five. I smacked my hand on the phone screen. You do the same.

Edit: I'm slapping the shit out of my phone screen. There are more than enough high fives to go around for all of you. Do NOT put any other part of your body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do NOT put any other body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.

Thanks for patting my head. Get scammed lmfao

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kapwing! I redirected your intercept back on course.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I did that water drop thing from Kung Fu Panda 2 to strategically and majestically lead it off course once more

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago

here you go: ✋

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago

don't we all

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Either she's his girlfriend and he's just a complete asshole, or she's his girlfriend and he's being a sarcastic jackass(this is the only "good" scenario), or she's a clingy type who calls herself his girlfriend even though he's not into her at all and he's either set boundaries she ignores or he just doesn't really care if she invades his space like that.

No matter what, this comic sucks.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Maybe their relationship is fueled, in part, by sarcasm and thats just part of their dynamic. By being sarcastic, he's actually demonstrated that his battery has recharged.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the case it was badly conveyed.

He's smiling in the last panel.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Except, they included his uncharged battery in most frames.

Good take. That’s the only way I can get any wholesomeness out of the comic. Otherwise it just feels awkward and bad!

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or that batteries don't actually work like that

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, batteries only charge when you plug them in. (hint hint)

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, "subverting" basic human love is just depressing

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 109 points 2 days ago

I have coworkers who hug on success. They'll look over at my desk and do little air pats.

Honestly the the first time had people respect that. 🙏

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Well that's a rude thing to say to your... girlfriend?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 2 days ago (22 children)

Or she just isnt his girlfriend and is simply being an invasive asshole.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the implication is that she is his girlfriend and he just wants to break up.

Which is a bit weird, because look at that t-shirt. She's clearly marriage material.

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[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That was how I read it at first too, but she at least implies that she is his “quirky girlfriend” depending on how you interpret it.

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If Millenial, why Hate Wife-shaped?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A lot of guys do hate their girlfriends, and view them as sex dispensers and maids.

Being trans didn’t even help me escape. It really fucking sucks at the end of a 7 year old relationship to finally understand that you were there to make his peepee feel good and clean up after him while he plays vidya. Difficult for me to even believe love exists lol.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Damn. I'm sorry this happened to you. 7 years in the fuckzone is awful.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

That blows. Being in a relationship has been the hardest experience of my life. I've had to step up in a lot of ways, and so has my SO. But we're both happy together and are in it for the long haul.

You deserve someone that chooses to improve themself for you!

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's not his wife, nor his girlfriend

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She says “hugged by his quirky girlfriend” which suggests they might be, or at least that’s how she sees the relationship. Could be clearer.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah judging by the guy's response it seems like he's not interested in her, and maybe she's trying to change his mind?

also the artist of this comic is gay so maybe the guy in this comic is too and that's why he's uninterested

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No something sinister is going on and I'm going to be angry about it dangit

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

oh sorry my bad, you're totally right!!

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is a much better looking style than Adam Ellis’s old buzzfeed art style but I don’t know if the joke lands any better.

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[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago

She makes me want to play Rift of the Necrodancer.

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