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[–] double_quack@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Well... strictly speaking, that only implies that mommy pig got laid

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pig orgasms last up to 30 minutes

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Mummy pig squealing

Narrator: it looks like daddy pig has gotten lost again, but mummy pig doesn't mind this time.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Look. I don't mind if you're straight. I have a bunch of straight friends. But it's not appropriate to indoctrinate children to your "lifestyle". Stop shoving this down my throat.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I don't mind straight people so long as they act gay in public.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Stop shoving this down my throat.

see this is one of those basic sex ed things I'm worrying conservatives aren't getting - if you keep it in the throat no babies.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: the producers were only allowed a pregnancy storyline on the condition that it not last more than 34 episodes.

For more information google "peppa pig rule 34"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow these rules are so strangely detailed. It's crazy how a committee of people sat down to nut this out.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

demonstration of why budgets have to be so high for tv.

even for kids shows.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Oh no, you got me... I feel stupid now. 🙄

How dare they indoctrinate my children with this heterosexual filth!

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with a bit of porking

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

As the French say: oooouuuuuuiii 🐷

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This kind of comment is why I can never forget about the existence of Trollhunters:RotT and move on to a happy life

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting that's a series and not that Norwegian movie that said both that trolls are coming back because of atheism and trolls love the taste of Christian flesh.

Make up your fucking mind, Norway, trolls either want your tasty Abrahamic bones or they're scared of Jeebus instead of Thor, literally famous troll killer.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that one worse than

Whoops You Kissed Me 7 Times And Now You're Boypreggers: The Movie
?

Obviously, all films must be lesser than the greatest work ever filmed

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

ive always heard not many animals can orgasm. 30 minutes is insane.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Humans fucking is life, and isn't worthy of censorship. Life happens.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're not humans though, they're cartoon pigs. And cartoon pigs fucking is a fairly niche porn category.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

fairly niche porn

ahem, the preferred terminology is 'refined'.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

True but the purpose of sex/mating isn't solely to be gratifying to a viewer, it's a natural part of life

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why wouldn’t this show be for children?
guess how children are made?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

i can’t even imagine a world where factories are okay for children to know about, but not natural human reproduction

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago