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[–] qbus@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 130 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

[–] Trabic@lemm.ee 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.

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[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

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[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not even hungry and I'm saving the tacos.

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 5 points 2 days ago

I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I know you didn't do it. You were with me the whole time playing video games and eating more tacos!

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 19 points 2 days ago

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Not a fan of tacos at all

Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.

Tacos.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I choose the bear

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 days ago

I hate cilantro...

Tap for spoilerI pick the tacos

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

[–] TDCN@feddit.dk 29 points 3 days ago

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.

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[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

None of the above, I'd add petrol

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.

With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest

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[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 3 days ago

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

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