This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
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Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
I'm vegan. I pick the tacos
I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…
It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.
the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.
I know you didn't do it. You were with me the whole time playing video games and eating more tacos!
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.
I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
Not a fan of tacos at all
Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.
Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I choose the bear
I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
I hate cilantro...
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I pick the tacos
After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!
Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me
I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.