Has he tried not being a gigantic toxic cunt?
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Too late
But that's his whole personality.
Or withdrawing so someone with braincells can actually do something with the company?
He should try killing himself.
Well if I'm gonna spend money on it I gotta know it's elon musk's suicide car! ... Ok, What colors does it come in?
I have an idea…
Resign as CEO!
I don't understand how he doesn't understand that the problem is him.
Surely somebody has got to have the balls to tell him that the reason why everyone fucking hates Teslas is him.
They're also getting crushed by the competition
Deliberately threatening the cohort of people most likely to consider buying your vehicles isn't exactly a winning strategy. Elon asking 'how do I woo Tesla buyers back?' is like the Governor of California asking 'How do we woo Canadian tourists back?'
You don't. It's like asking 'how big does the bribe have to be for you to sacrifice your every principle?' You can't. There is no argument you can make that isn't fundamentally offensive on its face. That market is gone forever.
He can kill himself, that might do the trick, like samurai of old
That's for restoring lost honor. There's nothing to restore in Elon's case.
Shhh.. you got to speak his language so he understands the mission
He doesn't have ideas, he has money to buy people with ideas. His bloated ego won't let him do that, though.
He does that all the time. He never built anything on its own. He stole them from others and sold them as his own inventions.
No no no, he also bullied people into working 14 hours days to build things that he wanted. Gotta give him credit for that at least.
I actually think it is too late to save the brand but I could be wrong idk
He needs to carry a sink into headquarters for some reason. Then put a giant neon X on top of the building after rebranding the company to CarX. He could also fire up a few more gas turbines in Memphis.
He could just get on his big fucking rocket, fly to Mars and never come back. That's the best thing he could do for Tesla and everybody on this planet.
The ideas are coming—next year.
Maybe he can have xai buy it, that's his plan for his other failing businesses
It's not like he had a lot of ideas to start with. I mean what has he tried other that whining about people being mean to him and getting his bum-buddy to call people that vandalise his cars 'terrorists'?
Easy. Just make an executive order about it /s.