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Most days I receive zero packages. Two is so extravagant as to almost not be dull.
Was this photo taken with night vision spy glasses or something?
I can’t take credit for it. It was the picture in the delivery notification email from UPS.
That's the type of camera people use to photograph bigfoot & UFOs.
What’s the thing made of what appears to be glass piping?
My wife is the self-designated glass recycler for our neighborhood. Everyone leaves their glass jars and bottles on our porch and periodically she drives them up to the collection bin.
Picture quality is low, but that’s three or four glass jars all next to each other.
Delivery services try to get the lowest size file they can, since millions of packages are delivered every day.
90's movie "everything shot through a teal filter" style
Is your porch under water ?
I wonder if op lives in a pineapple
Two packages. Lots of stuff on the porch. Look at that attractive doormat. Hardly dull at all
I’ve found that, with the proper attitude, almost anything can be dull.
Are they usually stolen within ~3 hours?
No, never.
Good. Glad to hear. I've never had one stolen, and hope I and everyone else don't.
5-10 minutes is around the average in my neighborhood I’d guess. The town Facebook groups are always complaining about porch pirates. There’s a group of teens who follow the Amazon delivery drivers and make quick work of deliveries if they’re not picked up almost immediately.
Wow. That's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.
It’s all good I just don’t order online and pay for a PO Box to have things delivered there if need be.
We had such a problem with package thieves that it was a factor in our move; that and AC.
Now this is our 'porch':
https://www.bluebits.ca/bluebox-our-advantages/
It's f'n wonderful: amazon, fedex, purolator (if they can find a 30-storey building), all put the package in the box (purcolator will 50-50 just drop it on the floor to be stolen) and use our phone number to tell the system to alert us.
I had this in the last condo I lived in, it was unbelievable. They even had a room for oversized packages that didn't fit in the lockers. Had absolutely zero issues over a 4-5 year period
I waited for the bus. It arrived on time, people waited in line and everyone paid their fare. Everyone took their backpacks off and used headphones.
Usually if I get a package it means I now have a chore to do.
it means I now have a chore to do.
Nerf and LEGO both ship to your house. Just sayin.
Setting up a LEGO set can feel like a chore sometimes
Plus you have to research nerf mods
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If I order packages, sometimes they love on my front step for days on end
I'd be stunned if a single thing was ever stolen from my porch.
Lemmy: Live in a walkable city, packed in like rats, never mind the crime and no one needs a gun!
Hard. No.
I've lived in major cities for my whole life and I've never had a package stolen.