this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
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[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Feels like the beautiful beginning of a cyberpunk novel to me. Delivery brothers both getting recruited by opposing criminal organizations as couriers ina an increasingly violent sprawl.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Yar? Or Kanye?

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

Deliverance.

Shit, that one's taken!

Other comment mentions cyberpunk...

Deliveroids.

Nailed it lol.

[–] DmMacniel 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Yarninator@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 4 months ago

But is it Christmas pud?

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The other day I witnessed two guys from different lawn mowing crews pass each other and excitedly yell greetings over the roar of the engines, it was funny and wholesome

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When I started driving a school bus I would wave to everyone driving a vehicle that requires a CDL, thinking we were all part of the same brotherhood. Turns out we're not, unless giving the middle finger is a brotherhood of sorts.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Well stop flipping people off chicken lady

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read Snow Crash when I was delivering for doordash.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ah a fellow Deliverator

[–] kewko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Op lies pizza and mail are not same so not delivered at the same time

There ought to be a law that they're coordinated. I only want to leave my house once/day, so getting my mail and pizza at the same time is essential.