If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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One story that stands out to me is there were these warriors who fought a hundred dudes consecutively and then one guy who fought 100 of those warriors consecutively and then Buddha killed him instantly.
Dopest shit I've ever heard. Bastards established powerlevels before the Roman empire
He was tired from fighting all those other dudes. Of course he killed him
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Anon looks at the finger smh
This guy doesn't know the one about the pizza guy making him on with everything and then not giving him back and change. So he is angry cuz he didn't get the anti joke.
You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.
Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.