Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.
People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.
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Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?
The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!
~~but yes, it does~~
It turns like that right before being photographed
I can't lie that looks genuinely amazing. Yes I am British, how can you tell?
As an American, I'd try it. I just don't understand it.
It's pork, chips, gravy and peas. Had it had less gravy, it'd look less messy.
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I like that we all knew exactly the country
I'd say that's a reasonable price for dog food.
As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.
Here in the Netherlands I spend 80 euros on 10kg of cat food (kibble).
Why do you hate dogs?
Is this what yall think poutine looks like?!?
Canadadians, shield your eyes!!!
Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.
British food gets a bad rap but I don't really get it. Fried fish, potatoes, roasted meat, cured meat, meat pies, lots of puddings and sweets, not to mention the Indian food. What's not to like? I'm going to the UK in October and I'm pumped for the food.
I've heard it's because they invaded every country on the planet for their spices and decided to use none of them
No, you're thinking of our grammar.
The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!
I was going to defend us by pointing to how some of the most popular places to eat here are focused on spicy foods (curry houses) but when I thought about it more... you're right :(
The most popular dishes there are usually the less spicy ones (but they taste really nice and would probably taste even better if they were more spicy)
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If you're bringing cash, bring it in 20s and below. 50s aren't used much at all as they arouse suspicion - many smaller places will flat out not accept them.
Hope you enjoy the trip :)
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Pretty sure £4 is below minimum wage, especially since you’re exposed to such hazardous materials?
They should be getting way more for taking care of this monstrosity.
I'd eat that, especially at that price. Not even British
If I were to spend £4 on a meal, I prefer an egg
Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?
When you get a takeaway in the UK and it comes in these little containers, it often looks like gross slop. I recently got a taco+cheese chip, and it looked like pure vomit.
Doesn't put us off eating it though. Normally tastes good. Our local chippies and curry houses are supreme.
2 girls 1 british food
I'd eat that, and in only a little drunk.
I'm always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There's no middle.
They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😤
Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.
Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!
Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor
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Holy shit ... 4 pounds for the worst diarrhea and wet bean farts of your lifetime. What a steal.
I want to make a joke about "shitpost", but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.
Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.
You child!
You're welcome.
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Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.
That looks like the supper we had when the dole ran out.
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