Your experience with squirrels is very different from mine. I've been surrounded by squirrels my whole life and have never had problems like these, they just try to eat my tomatoes. Have you thought about taking a look at where they're causing damage and figuring out how to make it more resistant or less appealing to them? There are all sorts of repellants out there, or you could replace wood panels with hardiplank, or you can cover vulnerable spots with hardware cloth. Also trim up tree branches away from your roof so they can't access it as easily
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Yes, I'm good with exclusion of entry. The stupid buggers still constantly gnaw on everything (it is actually a biological mandate for them as their teeth keep growing forever). I'm tired of the hassle so I embark on the occasional purge.
What do you do with them when you catch them?
Oh, sweet summer child...they are upstate happily cavorting among the apple orchards.
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My experience is similiar, if they're around they're trying to wreck something. You can button stuff up as tight as you want but they have a talent for getting into things.
I went on the warpath against them last year and plugged 40 or 50 of them, it was highly ineffective.
Yeah, you'll never win the war but you can win the battle.