As a kid I used to dream that I could levitate by sort of straining my muscles upward and lifting myself away from the ground. It would be pretty cool to do that IRL.
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Funny, I had a similar series of dreams as a kid like that. I just sort of learned to ‘walk upwards’ and levitate.
Mine was that if I curled up into a ball I would float like a helium balloon lol.
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I used to contemplate jumping in the air, then quickly using my foot to spring upward off of my other leg/foot, and repeating that until I've reached a desired elevation.
Yeah keep it up for 10 mins and we talking again.
Pathetic. I can easily overcome the gravitational pull of all the milky way just with my pinkie.
Then gravity reminds you who's boss the next time you trip over your own feet
Lifts cup of tea
PHEW I'm done for the day.
Nope. Gravity goes both ways. Actually it's the curve of space time pushing you toward another mass. And you can only overcome because your mass is puny next to the earth.
I read this in the voice of Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Magnetic force is hilariously weak. Go ahead and raise your hand. You literally just over came the magnetic pull of the ENTIRE EARTH.
The face of the earth when I lift a finger: :o
I think this is a reprehensible attitude towards gravy.
"Make gravy your bitch"; didn't you ever enjoy a lovely meal with the savory sauce of gravy over biscuits or perhaps a meat of your choice?
Terribly disrespectful!