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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?

Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unironically: the patriarchy. "Women and sex exist to serve men's interests" thus, pleasuring a women in a manner most often associated with that of a man being pleasured by a women (oral sex aka blowjobs here) is ceding too much power to women.

They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.

My thoughts exactly.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)

A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)

They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

having raw PiV sex is gay

Lmao it's settled art mimics life

[–] Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?

I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I'M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)

ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

[–] mriormro@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

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[–] Zacryon 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I'm either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

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[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] jared@mander.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

"Spiritual lesbian"

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

oh good, i'm gay so i don't have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Til I'm basically a lesbian

[–] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

;)

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn't exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wasn't aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.

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[–] head_socj@midwest.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I do not avoid women, Mandrake.. but I do deny them my essence

seriously tho America in a nutshell atm

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