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Image: bingo card labeled "bad at being a person bingo"

For the sake of describing this card through a narrative, the columns from left to right will be letters A thru F, and the rows top to bottom will be numbers 1 thru 5.

Squares

1A: i don't know wtf is going on

1B: LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY THINGS OMG SHINY

1C: elaborate daydreams

1D: something is wrong but i don't know what

1E: why is my backpack full of rocks and papers from a year ago

2A: puts things down; where'd it go

2B: scared of human

2C: having a body is weird wtf

2D: is suddenly really good at a particular thing for 3.2 days

2E: i'm tricking people into thinking i'm one of them

3A: am i just not trying hard enough

3B: doesn't eat; why do i feel bad

3C: error 404 motivation not found

3D: stares at wall for an hour

3E: walks out into the snow without a winter coat

4A: "why can't you do this?" i don't know

4B: on second thought that was a terrible decision

4C: time goes slow and then fast

4D: walks into wall

4E: World's Most Messy Room

5A: sorry i didn't respond to any of your messages for six months

5B: weird sense of humor

5C: how do i tell if people like me

5D: how are other people so good at talking

5E: idk if i'm coming off as creepy all the time

Edit: I just realized that I absentmindedly relabeled the columns from BINGO to ABCDE. I like mine more anyway.

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[–] Persen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

On an unrelated note:4B is a perfect example of why false confidence is more important, than actual confidence. If you just loudly say"I fucked up" and make it into a joke, you can make mistakes as much as you want.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Answer to backpack question: it's leg day™

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I tick every single box, what do i win?

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The title 👑

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

And a happy cake day!

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh man, I remember these. 15/25 for me.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Holy shit I got bingo so many times

[–] maryXann@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The one thing I like the least is A2. Seriously, once I had to sleep at a friend's house because I couldn't find my key, which was in my pocket all along. If said friend hadn't been there I probably would have slept outside.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

I once put my phone down to help my dad lift something, and literally not five full seconds later had to ask someone where it was.

That one's gonna haunt me for a while.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

hmmm 🤔

[–] onoira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

AuDHD, for context.

[–] Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If I didn’t have aphantasia I’d probably have row 1 box 3 marked as well. I get lost in thought, but it’s more logistical planning for eco transformation type stuff (how to convert parking garages into hydroponic farms and the like)

Also messy room is whole house, and I’m doing a lot better with that, but as a kid I cleaned my room with a rake more than once.

[–] Laurentide@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Is there a rule that daydreams have to be visual? Spending lots of time thinking up extremely detailed strategies for unlikely hypothetical scenarios definitely qualifies as "elaborate daydreams", in my opinion.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No bingo. Guess I'm just not trying hard enough.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

I mean it's isomorphic to a bingo, so that's cool.

nerd shitAn isomorphism is a structure-preserving reversible mapping. Pick any board configuration with a bingo and the same number of marked squares. There exists an isomorphism mapping from your board to a board configuration with a bingo. Specifically, by switching pairs of squares until you get a bingo, the record of switches you made defines an isomorphism that takes your board to a bingo board.

Practically, this just means that you just have at least 5 squares.