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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm white and it's never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills... Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No lie, mine always end up there if they don't get trashed immediately.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer... Do they have some kind of hidden potential I'm not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I swear this is the strangest racism I've seen in a while

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have never seen anybody do that. All white people know that bread ties are cat toys.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe the cats are the ones putting them on the window sill?

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Those and milk bottle rings.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In this house we throw away the bread ties and leave the bread exposed to open air so it gets stale and feeds flies

I don't do that, but the others in this house do and holy fuck it pisses me off

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just twist the bag and fold it under. That way you can more quickly access the bread.

If you don’t use enough bread to finish the bag before it goes stale, store it in the fridge.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's my strategy as soon as I spot it, but I often stumble upon the scene of the crime way too late.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Or store it in the freezer, and then toast it to thaw it. You'll get toast in the end, not straight bread, but hey, suuuper long shelf life. Allows you to stock up too. :)

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Buy unsliced bread. It'll last longer and piss everyone off

[–] EnderWiggin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I genuinely don't even know what this post is talking about. Bread ties on a windowsill? What?

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago

think about it ......

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It’s not β€œWindows III”

It’s Windows 3.11

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I have never heard of this

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

🫱shit post🫲

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread).

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz -3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ha, a Ha, ha A ah Ha Ha-ha! :)

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago

TERRIBLE ADDITION TO THIS POST.