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Derisking a project 1 year out (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 1 month ago by onlinepersona@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ugh. we plan user stories by quarters and everything after sprint1 is just generic garbage because it generally depends on the results of sprint1.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Ticket 24987: "Do the needful"

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

if I'm leading a project, I avoid this by begging POs to give me a sprint 0 where i solo code out all the scaffolding ground work before all the other engineers join the project.