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[–] strawberry@kbin.run 93 points 1 month ago (4 children)

what if you die already with a butt plug? they pop that one out first?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank you. That really made me smile and I never would have asked that question myself. Now I wonder what they do if you had a bigger one in at time of death.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 12 points 1 month ago

staple your asshole shut

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It's a matter of specifications. Right tool for the job.