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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I keep telling my parents about my disinterest in having kids ever.

They keep saying I'll regret it.

Fuck no, I'd like to keep my money for myself, fuck having kids especially in this economy.

[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Tell them that you cut your testicles off. They stopped asking me after I told them that.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's. Fucking. Genius.

But they would kill me for a whole different reason, they are diehard Cristian Republican...

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if you told them your partner is a democrat?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Instantaneous death?