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[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell them that you cut your testicles off. They stopped asking me after I told them that.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's. Fucking. Genius.

But they would kill me for a whole different reason, they are diehard Cristian Republican...

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if you told them your partner is a democrat?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Instantaneous death?