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Im sure these guys are fiends, that's why they are at the pub together.
There definitely was some computer with an overvolted Intel just about to crash whilst Crowdstrike was just about to crash the system on that very PC, the same PC that was running all the primary systems on a Boeing plane that was just about to crash for its own separate reasons.
And somehow, all those crashes stabilised each other, allowing the plane to land safely. Only the pilot needed to change their pants afterwards.
The pilots pants crashed??
The one thing that escaped the stabilising crash loop.
Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™
Push that commit and skip that bolt without a worry, Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ will protect you!
Our advanced Crash-loop-sacrification-pants™ technology works by anodising all the nearby crashing and depositing it safely in your poop now comfortably cushioning your butt.
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If you order within our special promo period, we will add Crash-loop-sacrification-thongs-with-AI™ for free!!
Oh, I would order those in a heartbeat!
They are great, all by servers are wearing them!
But beware, don't fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.
Holy visualization batman!
The eggplant?
Or the big yellow ones?
I'll take the eggplant. The yellow one seems leaky...
Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours ...