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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

can you download adobe reader

[–] Kengaro0@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can even do that with a chocolaty command

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

You're overqualified, sorry. What's next powershell scripts?