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Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party (www.aljazeera.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by JoMiran@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 164 points 1 day ago (14 children)

The world isn't real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

shakes you vigorously

“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"I'm tired of being a figment of this dickhead's imagination!"

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