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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] egrets@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a hen! Not dark, but round and orange as the dawn sun! Loud as the sea! Scratching and pecking even to the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

The flaming eye on top of Barad-dûr is now a chicken eye.

Scratching and pecking even to the foundations of the earth

"But also it was her destruction: For she pecked too greedily and too deep..."

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I came here to find this. Ty!