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A pen? Foolhardiness.
Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.
i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.
Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.
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*begrudgingly slow-claps*
I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...
busting a nut
Glass?
That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...
they're toughened glass.
There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.
I want to avoid micro plastics
Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.
Glass is quite sturdy.