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How do I add raiders to my 401k?
What a noob question. That's the wrong question. You should be asking how to diversify your raider portfolio. If you invest your money on shit-pirates and lose your ass, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Go heavy on Somalia, the big ones are there for sure. But don't sleep on Indonesia or Nigeria. If the leaders sporting an AK, ask yourself "what kind of bling did the pirate leader add to his AK?" . Watch out for 'gold' AKs, a lot of wannabes paint theirs.
Someone get this person a money talk show ASAP! He's the next Jim Cramer!