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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? (literature.cafe)
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Do I get to have the costume made to order? If so, that's a no brainer. Get some decent cooling going, and magically gain musical ability as well as a fan base? Hell yeah.

But, if I can't have a costume that won't kill me via heat, that's a hard pass. Snails are cool.