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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] coyootje@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.

[โ€“] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Isn't that why they executed him the first time?