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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Help! Help! I’m being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bloody peasant!