Crumbgrabber

With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW!

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3694441

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/cndvsn on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00.

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/38949997

Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

Bonus: use mark to market accounting like the great Enron.

Just do it.

The most American post I can find

I went to Craigslist in my local area for the first time in awhile. I used to like "best of" Craigslist because some of them were great, there still are some, but its just not the same. A community I used to visit had about half the number of posts as I remember, and of jobs and things for sale, I would say roughly half the posts are just bottom feeding companies autoposting one post a day.

Is Craigslist going to be another web 1.0 app that just dies off? Is it the same in your area?

Craig himself is long since retired from doing stuff and they never seemed to be interested in working with other apps because most of them just scrape and don't add value to CL, but the Fediverse can, if there was a filter for the spam. What do you think?

#craigslist #fediverse #federation

New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid. cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16184904

Based on the size of the tibia, experts estimate the dino was 13 to 15 years old when it died and likely weighed around 3,500 pounds (1,587.57 kilograms)—about two-thirds of the size of a full-grown adult.

Ultimately, a Black Hawk helicopter airlifted the plaster-clad mass to a waiting truck to drive it to the Denver museum.

Lyson said more than 100 individual T. rex fossils have been unearthed, but many are fragmentary. It is unclear yet how complete this fossil is. So far, they know they have found a leg, hip, pelvis, a couple of tailbones and a good chunk of the skull.

The public will get to watch crews chip away the rock, which the museum estimates will take about a year.

fake news, but sounds plausable.

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3096124

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The original was posted on /r/todayilearned by /u/TurnOffYourPC on 2024-06-04 16:50:14+00:00.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/83575b8b-3e18-4acf-af3a-7592ff847193.webp

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3078262

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The original was posted on /r/interestingasfuck by /u/carbon_finance on 2024-06-02 16:22:18+00:00.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16107021

My family had one from decades ago that's falling apart, so I made a replacement. I went with toothpicks as little dowels to help join the crossbars to their supports, since the flat glue joint didn't hold for all of them.

I had this one on my list for a while, but also recently found a video from 3x3 Custom doing the same project.

Note to self- 1) Sell longer ponytails to Dinosaur Gurlz 2) Profit

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/Thea_From_Juilliard on 2024-05-07 03:05:29.

This also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.

Lemmy causing multiverse errors