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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 139 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 114 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He does charge a consulting fee to "fix" these issues

Almost all of them are dumb shit like this, where something is built in super hacky and dumbass ways.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 102 points 2 weeks ago

It’s his kill switch and he forgot to check in.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Smart man. This is how we fight being replaced by AI.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Judgement day postponed indefinitely due to "Object reference not set to an instance of an object"

[–] kiagam@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know why but this is the first time I read this phrase and it actually makes sense.

I knew exactly what it meant before, but it didn't make sense until now

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Super hacky and dumb? Sign me up 😂

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me running all my services in tmux

[–] Sherry@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

that might be a stupid question, but why would you running all services in tmux be a bad idea? a co-worker of mine is doing exactly that right now, which is why I'm asking.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not horrible, like it'll do the job just fine, it's just probably a better idea to use systemd and like, containers and whatnot, but I couldn't be arsed to fiddle with all that for Jellyfin, caddy reverse proxy, and two modded Minecraft servers, so shell scripts and tmux won the day. It takes a little extra time to restart everything after an update, and maybe I'll get the motivation to do things "correctly™" one day, but today is not that day.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Use the tmux resurrect plugin. It will restore your tmux session to its previous state after a restart, including programs if you like.

You can put off doing things "correctly™" even longer.

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The "here's how you keep doing this poorly but more efficiently" energy on display here is a refreshing change of pace from the usual "here's how you do this correctly" crap peddled by normies (including me). You have my respect.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you're going to do something wrong, do it wrong right.

[–] Sherry@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

thank you very much for the detailed response :)

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  1. They're all gone when you restart
  2. It doesn't properly deal with logging
  3. You can't set up dependencies between services but that doesn't matter due to point 1

I recommend using systemd services and/or docker compose instead. systemd services are files that describe which program / script to run and when (like after networking is active or after a certain other service is loaded).

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] koper@feddit.nl 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the whole point of the doomsday machine is lost... if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

It was going to be announced at his retirement party on Monday... You know the dev likes surprises.