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My joints hurt too much for competitive gameplay anyway.
Every competitive game today is a sweatfest (I'd be part of that if I was decent).
I don't have the natural skill to be good right off the bat, and I don't have the time to make up for that skill gap, and I have a tendency to get hooked on competition.
So there isn't anything good that can come of it for me.
You mean the wrist on your dominant hand?
For me is the shoulder. No more counter strike for this old man :(
It was a “you masturbate so much, you ruined your wrist” type of joke
Do most people masturbate with their dominant hand? I don't, but I think that is because my left hand is my fine motor skills hand, and my right hand is my gross motor skills hand. I.E. I can write, and eat with my left hand but not my right hand, but I catch, and throw things with my right hand.
Non-dominant hand only on Sundays and holidays.
These old knees just can't handle banging around in Rocket League like they used to.