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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So... Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Always be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago

"As im finishing" so he prob already wiped

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Japanese toilets have bidets. Especially in Shibuya.

The timing of knock and standing implies he did not wipe.

Otherwise he would have included the 1-2 minutes of washing his butt before confrontation.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Nothing he said suggests he wasn't using the bidet. Finishing up is all he said. Finishing up could be fixing his clothing.