Would You Rather

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WYR: eat until you die or starve until you die? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Pretty harsh question.

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[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What you eating? Can't be a carby thing. Pizza sounds terrible to die eating.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

If I have to eat to the death, I'm going-pan fried steak for dinner, tiramisu for dessert, and a very quick acting poisonous plant for second dessert.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go full-carb and pick (assuming I can't just change what I'm eating) penne alla vodka, 99% because it's good, but also 1% because penne has holes, so even if I get force fed the food I don't die by suffocating (probably).

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Suffocation would probably be the better way to go man 😭

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would personally rather have my stomach blow out catastrophically than suffocate. Maybe.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sir I do not understand you

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

I don't understand me either