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Anon experiences loss (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 95 points 4 months ago (2 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But tomatoes are fruits...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

House MD pride month special

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.