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Anon makes popcorn (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I remember back in the '80s as a kid when we first got this big ass microwave, first microwave we ever had. We got microwave popcorn and followed the instructions on the package 3-5. Minutes on high.

And that's how we learned to ignore the instructions on microwave popcorn in that overpowered monster AND what Satan's farts smell like.