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I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That's the other puddle
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine... What's Bofa...
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!
*hate