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missing three pages of unrelated personal anecdote
"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice..."
"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me ~~some advice~~ a glass of pink lemonade..."
Before beating me with jumper cables
and started yelling about that time in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Live jumper cables. Now I'm going to show you how to make a lemonade sour enough on your tongue to emulate the taste that has been scarred into mine by the voltage all these years.