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[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me ~~some advice~~ a glass of pink lemonade..."

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Before beating me with jumper cables

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

and started yelling about that time in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Live jumper cables. Now I'm going to show you how to make a lemonade sour enough on your tongue to emulate the taste that has been scarred into mine by the voltage all these years.