As a kid, I always wanted to be a trash truck driver. The way they stand on the grid platform and hang on to a handle at the back of the truck was the coolest thing ever to me. My other dream job was to be a train conductor. Maybe once IT bleeds out and dies I'll switch to one of those.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The desire to be a train conductor is still strong with me as well.

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what if we 😳 held hands 🤲 at train conductor school 👉👈

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if we formed some sort of human train and you run it on me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate that I understand this sentence

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Eventually you just accept the brain rot because the alternative is reality.

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