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"Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again."

"Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again."

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

No, they're not!

🎢Jingle bells,

Batman smells..🎡

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can't inhale any closer

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion.... everything.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I think he's been around it for so long he doesn't even notice it