Shitty admin

Union -> Better job -> no demo of old cabling full of condensed negatively charged fart Hantavirus* dust -> stress free and satisfied stripping and squeezing new KittyCat6 all day -> less showering after work -> less scrubbing** -> less tugging.

* Don’t fuck with Hantavirus and filth in general for real though. Be careful around mouse poo and demand more from employers who think IT is immune from safe workplace standards.

** Like a man

Edit: I meant to shitreply but not sound preachy but solid points so I’ll leave them but really I just wanted to talk about dirty fart cables because I have kinks too.