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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Women aren't even real, calm down.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How could I possibly calm down? Who am I married to then? Fuck!

(That was me joining the joke for anybody who might not get that otherwise.)

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Accept it: You are gay now. Resistance is futile /s

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Time to embrace my gay side, for sure.