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Hey, scammed any investors lately? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I say they should take it back. I've never met a blonde who looked bad in black.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (6 children)

This woman could wear a trash bag and still look gorgeous, I bet. It's obvious she's more diligent about her health than I am about mine. Well done.

[–] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In response to a similar comment about her appearance, Marilyn Monroe did an entire photo shoot in a ~~flower~~ potato sac.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago

That's a pretty shapely bag.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

she's more diligent about her health

That or genes. It’s the genes.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Trash bags are typically black, so.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I don't remember where the quote is from

"Do I look ugly in this dress?"

"Honey, you would be beautiful with nothing but a pot on your head"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

You should try making lots of money by scamming people. It allows you to focus more on your health and the more you focus on your health and look better the more people trust you and the more you can scam them

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago

Makeup, maybe.

Health?

Bet she tries to be a fruitarian with pancreatic cancer.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about a 300 pound blonde?

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She didn't look bad either.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

All you’re saying is that you’re happy to bang fatties as long as they are blonde.

Nothing wrong with that. You do you bro.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Or a chubby chaser who isn't picky about hair color. Let's not make assumptions.