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It is a great show though (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are you gonna tell your wife? 'im the secret agent that the government wants to kill' what about your husband? 'i murder for money and I am extremely good at it'

I think it's best if they both keep lying, not because it's good but because the alternative is worse, haha

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

I actually would tell my current boyfriend I was an assassin, but that's an n = 1 situation.