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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're criminalizing things more likely to be owned by people they're trying to cleanse. Maybe cops show up and find you've exceeded your government allotted sex toy limit... would you lose your job? Your kids? Do you even call the cops? Do you hide the dildos in a gun safe and leave the guns out, to make the cops happy?

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find it hilarious that cops are going to start driving around with dildos in their car. You know, in case they need to plant one.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Rookie, sprinkle a little KY on him. Perfect.