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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

After you get snipped, it's potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.

Edit: sorry for facts on shit post

[–] ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes here is an article about it. Article

The relevant part. “The binary nature of the Bimek SLV might make it seem that you can switch off your potency at will, but the body will need time to flush existing sperm out of the system, as it were. The ever-helpful FAQ says that it may take up to three months, or “until about your 30th ejaculation.” Whichever comes first is a question only you can answer.”

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago (4 children)

30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yep. For anyone who's that serious about not having children, that's more like an incentive.

Source: got snipped.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then "ejaculate as frequently as possible" before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.

Doctor's orders! 🫡

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Lol I was given the same advice.

“Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Beat your meat in the missus?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Gotta wait for the clear bill of health

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You're lying. 42 a day is the limit.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'll hold your beer, but I'm not providing an audience.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Screw this guy. I'll cheer you and bring you water when you're done

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah...you need to be hydrating if you're fapping several times a day.

That's just good science.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

To clarify why, it's because sperm travels through those tubes for at least 5 days before reaching maturity and then once in position can be ejaculated by a pressure differential caused by the prostate (that bulb thing between the balls and urethra). So an effective switch with an instant effect would need to be placed before but directly adjacent to the prostate which could have potential complications when the prostate attempts to dry fire with the feed shuttered.

The solution is clearly to add a synthetic pressure bladder. (Don't, I'm joking).

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This was my first thought. I could see this being a medical procedure in place of a vasectomy. Get switch (or something less likely to get bumped) installed and set to off. Then when you want to have kids, another procedure to turn the switch on.

People keep looking for a quick fix for male sperm control, I didn't think it is possible. At least not as a off and on solution that keeps coming up.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Maybe this plus a urethral spermicide enema?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was in a band called Urethral Spermicide Enema. We were the least successful string quartet in the Florida panhandle.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

Did you have to get a USE to join the band?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Should've gone to Gainesville

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you'll need to go deeper than just the urethra.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but you still gotta go through it