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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m guessing they are not limiting the number of guns you can own though.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, but there was the time someone brought a dildo wielding drone to a campaign event and attacked the Bernallio county Sheriff with a “dongcopter.”

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/dildo-drone-attack-foia/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuxbDIvsAk

[–] xapr@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

LOL, how had I never heard of this before?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Exactly!

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

yea that'd be a rookie mistake

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

As the 2015 New Zealand horror classic Deathgasm demonstrated, when you’re fresh out of guns, dildos are quite effective bludgeoning weapons against demon-possessed zombies.