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“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 months ago by flop_leash_973@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

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It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

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[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We need self tightening AI nuts and bolts. We could sell them to Boeing or something idk.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. Let's hand aviation safety to the technology that thinks deathcap mushrooms are delicious and healthy.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I dont know what you're on about.

My Glue special pizza is delicious, and solved my issues with loose bowel movements! I dont even have bowel movements at all anymore! Its great!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe those are called stem bolts

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Good luck trying to get any without yamok sauce.